Skeeball Queens

I’ve been looking to shake up my routine for a while now.  So when my friend in Seattle texted me asking if I wanted to join a skeeball team, the answer was obviously a yes. While I feel overwhelmed by the amount of things on my plate at the moment, I also hate the feeling … More Skeeball Queens

Swamp People

I had a weird obsession with the show Swamp People for a long time, at one point trying to convince my dad that we would make a great father/daughter team on the show.  It was quickly pointed out to me that I would not be good at any of the skills needed for this line … More Swamp People

Something in the Air

“I genuinely don’t have the patience for this,” I thought to myself while sitting on the bus ride home from work listening to two grown men bitch about how the bus should go faster and then proceeded to heckle the driver, telling her when to merge into traffic and to speed up. I’m convinced the … More Something in the Air

Cinderella Slippers

It’s no secret that my primary motivation for working so much is to save money so I can travel.  But sometimes I get sidetracked and blow my money on clothes and shoes.  And not even practical shoes. I don’t need another pair of shoes, and I used to have a rule that if I bought … More Cinderella Slippers

Pizza and Peepholes

This week I came to the sudden realization that my life was getting sad when I watched the Domino’s pizza tracker on my phone in real time.  I was transfixed, like a dog watching a squirrel out the window.  Pizza was the only thought in my mind, and until I could inhale it and satiate … More Pizza and Peepholes

Sad Songs

“What band are you in?” the man I’d met only 60 seconds ago asked me. I smirked as I felt the overwhelming urge to lie come over me.  I clearly don’t look like a rock star in my day to day life and was looking grungy with my dirty hair and leather jacket.  I had … More Sad Songs

Bitch Is Back

“Hi, Friend.  How are you this evening?” I looked up at the waiter guessing that I didn’t know him but doing a double take just in case he was actually a friend of mine from another life and we happened to be crossing paths again. I confirmed he was a complete stranger, and instead of … More Bitch Is Back

Cutting The Cheese

My love of cheese runs deep.  Ask anyone who really knows me and they can likely come up with some specific and telling stories. I went home for Christmas and my friend and her fiance brought me out to a restaurant specifically to get a cheese board. My aunt got me a wheel of blue … More Cutting The Cheese