“Don’t worry. You won’t have to go on stage or anything,” I was promised. “Good. Because I don’t do things like that. I’ll freeze up. Or throw up,” I responded. “They take volunteers so they will leave you alone unless you want to participate.” Being a human who prefers to be in a zero participation … More The Meat Section
As I sat in doctor’s office for the first time in God knows how many years, I started to panic. I decided that I should probably go in for a general physical after so many years, just to make sure I was on the up and up. I loathe going to the doctor. I’d say … More Blood Boy Vs Bladder
I flew into Indianapolis in early May, ate dinner with my family, and then took off on a 2 and a half hour drive into the wilderness…or as close to the wild as I get as a city gal. My friend, Katie, was getting married at Turkey Run State Park in Marshall, Indiana. I’m pretty … More Disaster Bridesmaid
Transient Transplant 