Pizza and Peepholes

This week I came to the sudden realization that my life was getting sad when I watched the Domino’s pizza tracker on my phone in real time.  I was transfixed, like a dog watching a squirrel out the window.  Pizza was the only thought in my mind, and until I could inhale it and satiate … More Pizza and Peepholes

Sad Songs

“What band are you in?” the man I’d met only 60 seconds ago asked me. I smirked as I felt the overwhelming urge to lie come over me.  I clearly don’t look like a rock star in my day to day life and was looking grungy with my dirty hair and leather jacket.  I had … More Sad Songs

Bitch Is Back

“Hi, Friend.  How are you this evening?” I looked up at the waiter guessing that I didn’t know him but doing a double take just in case he was actually a friend of mine from another life and we happened to be crossing paths again. I confirmed he was a complete stranger, and instead of … More Bitch Is Back