It’s no secret that the Grinch is my Christmas Spirit doppelgänger. Cuddly as a cactus? Check. Heart an empty hole? Done. Garlic in my soul? I don’t entirely understand what that means, but it doesn’t sound like a bad thing to me. I don’t love how he treats his dog, but I find it perfectly … More The Grinch: An Autobiography
Spoiler alert: I don’t make New Years resolutions, and this isn’t the story of how I started this year with a life changing step forward. I personally think people should stick to their guns rather than be chameleons or focusing on half-assed resolutions that, statistically speaking, they likely won’t end up keeping anyhow. I figure … More Holiday Hijinks
If there’s one rule I abide by in life, it is don’t trust a man with a mullet. Maybe that’s shallow, yes, but it hasn’t led me astray thus far. Needless to say, after a long day of work, no sleep, and no food, when he sat down next to me in his over-sized, full-body … More The Goldfish Massacre of 2015
Transient Transplant 