I can throw back some food like no one you know. This is a fact. The irony hasn’t escaped me that I love to eat yet hate to cook. It’s an anomaly I’ll never understand. My love of cheese is rivaled only by my love of wine. And that would be the ultimate Sophie’s Choice … More Human Hoover
I prepared to leave Seattle for Indianapolis in the manner that I normally do: not planning my time out properly, doing one thousand loads of laundry, scrubbing down my entire apartment like it had been a crime scene, and getting about two hours of sleep. I woke up the morning of my flight when it … More Holiday Hallucinations
I apologize in advanced because I don’t like to post things that are serious or even semi-serious because that’s not how I know how to deal with things. I joke around a lot and sidetrack conversations because it’s really the only coping mechanism I have. I see the humor in a lot of things that … More Lauck Blood
I was in a fairly decent mood as I was heading to the airport. As much as I hate flying, I was looking forward to visiting with my friends and family in Indianapolis, most of whom I don’t get to see other than a visit around Christmas since I’ve moved to Seattle. I’m also a … More Pat Down Patty
I arrived back at my apartment in Seattle from my most recent trip back to visit the family in Indianapolis at 1am, which is really 4am Indiana time, so needless to say, I was exhausted when I walked through the door. I opened my completely empty fridge while my stomach grumbled, and remembered that my … More Be Better than Your Predecessor (Ode to 2017)
Spoiler alert: I don’t make New Years resolutions, and this isn’t the story of how I started this year with a life changing step forward. I personally think people should stick to their guns rather than be chameleons or focusing on half-assed resolutions that, statistically speaking, they likely won’t end up keeping anyhow. I figure … More Holiday Hijinks
Transient Transplant 