The Goldfish Massacre of 2015

If there’s one rule I abide by in life, it is don’t trust a man with a mullet.¬† Maybe that’s shallow, yes, but it hasn’t led me astray thus far. ¬†Needless to say, after a long day of work, no sleep, and no food, when he sat down next to me in his over-sized, full-body … More The Goldfish Massacre of 2015