Skeeball Queens

I’ve been looking to shake up my routine for a while now.  So when my friend in Seattle texted me asking if I wanted to join a skeeball team, the answer was obviously a yes. While I feel overwhelmed by the amount of things on my plate at the moment, I also hate the feeling … More Skeeball Queens

Something in the Air

“I genuinely don’t have the patience for this,” I thought to myself while sitting on the bus ride home from work listening to two grown men bitch about how the bus should go faster and then proceeded to heckle the driver, telling her when to merge into traffic and to speed up. I’m convinced the … More Something in the Air

Cinderella Slippers

It’s no secret that my primary motivation for working so much is to save money so I can travel.  But sometimes I get sidetracked and blow my money on clothes and shoes.  And not even practical shoes. I don’t need another pair of shoes, and I used to have a rule that if I bought … More Cinderella Slippers

Johnny Jabber

The overwhelming desire to throw a cookie in someone’s face was a new one for me, but I was quickly able to talk myself down as I needed a roof over my head for the night, and I knew full well I was acting exactly like some kind of entitled asshole. I had arrived in … More Johnny Jabber

Resting Grinch Face

On occasion something happens that really forces me to take a step back and evaluate where I’m at in life.  I had one of those moments last week–a “come to Jesus” moment if you will. Nothing makes me genuinely have to reassess my life choices like having to do laundry for the sole purpose of … More Resting Grinch Face

Mixed Signals

I was walking in my neighborhood, running some errands as I routinely do every weekend, when I heard some asshole of a child yell, “AAAHHHHH!  It’s so scary!” and whipped around to see him pointing my direction. I opened my mouth, ready to verbally berate him for being a little shit and for referring to […]

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The Art of Packing

Packing should be something that I have down to a science at this point in my life. I’ve taken hundreds of flights, and yet somehow this is one of those things I loathe and still can’t wrap my head around. Don’t get me wrong: I have a drawer of travel-sized liquids to throw in my … More The Art of Packing